Another week, another storm. We’re up to E on the naming scale already. What does the Met Office do if they run out of letters?
I always wanted to be in a gang, now I find out that I’ve been a member of the ‘RSS Massive’ all along.
Various UK officials are wetting themselves about the arrival of a different coloured passport:
“By returning to the iconic blue and gold design, the British passport will once again be entwined with our national identity and I cannot wait to travel on one. Leaving the European Union gave us a unique opportunity to restore our national identity and forge a new path in the world.”
Iconic? That’s over-egging it a bit. Genuinely surprised that they didn’t emboss it with a picture of Winston Churchill, preferably driving a Rover 800 while carrying the World Cup.
Literally nothing has happened this week. Nothing.