• On Monday morning my work laptop spent forty three minutes installing ‘essential updates’. I took this as an indication of how the rest of the week would progress.
  • I also have 43 large bags of mud in my back garden.
  • Amazon have announced an updated Kindle Oasis. I had an Oasis but sold it to get a Kobo Forma. I’m happy with the Forma but having considered the pros and cons for about ten seconds I’ve decided that I’ll buy the new Oasis. I’m a slave to consumerism.
  • Boris Johnson is going to be Prime Minister. I’ve come to terms with it.
  • I’ve been reading Wolf Hall for three weeks. Three. Weeks.
  • On Friday I saw an old lady with a blue rinse. For some reason this made me happy.